He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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