I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
