it was like his penis was on wheels.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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