I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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