if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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