Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.