So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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