It's Friday. Sex?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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