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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

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  Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (949): View more from California

  So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?

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• (209): View more from California

  Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day

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• (510): View more from California

  A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.

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• (626): View more from California

  we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.

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• (868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

  Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...

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