ADVERTISEMENT

• (716): View more from New York

  So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

  (1-716): View more from New York

  I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

  (716): View more from New York

  Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

  Fav 3 1026 1011

  share tweet
  

• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

  Fav 25 1861 7154

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!

  (1-228): View more from Mississippi

  brownberry?

  Fav 19 1575 6242

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

  Fav 20 4485 1247

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (719): View more from Colorado

  Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

  Fav 17 3511 930

  share tweet
  

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

  Fav 4 1070 1723

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (949): View more from California

  I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...

  Fav 2 1542 1252

  share tweet
  

• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.

  Fav 10 1196 3580

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.

  Fav 5 1357 1106

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.

  Fav 16 3261 1139

  share tweet
  

• (951): View more from California

  I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.

  Fav 2 1623 800

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

  Fav 3 911 640

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.

  Fav 2 753 497

  share tweet
  

• (619): View more from California

  I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.

  Fav 2 694 462

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (309): View more from Illinois

  I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON

  (309): View more from Illinois

  THE MOOOOOOOON

  Fav 5 824 382

  share tweet
  

Randomize