O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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