scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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