I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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You should be condemned to sniffing and licking the jock straps of the Ukrainian power lifting team for a week for that.
Are we the same person? Those protein diets make for some nasty ass treadmill farts.