I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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