That's intense
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
we're so committed to being not committed
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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