porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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