NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Randomize
