she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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Does anyone else think the quiet girl in the corner needs to calm the fuck down?
quiet girl in the corner: you fail to recognize that mermaids have bellybuttons which means they would hypothetically develop inside their mothers... not possible with external fertilization sorry I know you thought you were smarter than everyone.
With sex like humans... Duh, they have belly buttons don't they?!
to be honest, thats a good question.
I've totally had that conversation before. With a guy who later became my boyfriend.
Any world that's not a children's fairytale, a Disney movie, or some weird fish fetish.
hahaha i legitimately thought this was about me for a minute. i asked that exact question on saturday.... i know they're not real but maybe they lay eggs?
I think thats vaild...
when i grow up i wanna be a mermaid
They lay magical mermaid eggs
You hafta know which scales to lift.
In what world are mermaids boring?
I didn't say mermaids are boring; I was referring to people being boring
8649347229 call for head
i'm pretty sure i've been this girl.
that is a damn good question! I saw an f'ing hilarious video on Cheeksdown with nerds questing to figure out where a mermaid's vag is. (can't post link here...just google cheeksdown to see it...vid is called mermaid's vag or something.)
Meet a giant fish, like a bosss. Fuck its brains out, like a bossss. Pretty much how it works.
ive always been confused about that!
Hmmmmm never thought about that
Such a blonde question. Loves it!
anybody else realize the irrelevance of this question?
quiet girl, od on your meds this morning?
I feel like this is about me.
with SEMEN. Get it? Sea men.
If the conversation reaches this low, it's time to either decide whether you wanna cut and run or stick it out and get really drunk. Alcohol makes boring people seem interesting.
7:11 A.K.A. quiet girl in corner: I would marry you if I weren''t already a dad to like 6 or 8 illegitimate kids.
I think I like this quite girl in the corner MUCH more then the quiet kid in the corner...
6:45, it is a legitimate question, except that the girl in the original post did not throw in the premise "if mermaids were real".
well, it's the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.
Sept 8, 1:17:
What a whore!
ima mermaid. Atleast I think I am..
I fucked a mermaid and I liked it
I thought men fucked giant fish and that's how mermaids were produced. Am I wrong?
ooh sick burn 6:38
Too bad merpeople aren't real.
They copulate with mermen.
My 9 year old cousin actually asked this question this summer. She didn't get an answer.
They reproduce like fish you dumb fucks, they arent humans with genitalia fuckin noobs fucking stupid, in like 2nd grade or something, have you ever seen fish hump eachother? No cuz they dont fuck like that they release fuckin eggs to get fertilized holy fuck youre all stupid and noone is boring you are just fucking shallow and boring to think that, go drink your alcohol you shit heads
-the quiet girl in the corner
I fucked a mermaaaaaaaid.
I thought Futurama covered this issue pretty well, even if you missed the "Don't date merpeople" lecture in health class.
alright, i sent this, and my friend is meeting her other friends girlfriend for the first time, and i guess she's a real idiot. =P
That's a legitimate question. I've asked that before...I mean...if mermaids were real...how would they reproduce. There are only so many real things you can talk about before the conversation gets boring