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  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:01pm

    Does anyone else think the quiet girl in the corner needs to calm the fuck down?

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:38pm

    quiet girl in the corner: you fail to recognize that mermaids have bellybuttons which means they would hypothetically develop inside their mothers... not possible with external fertilization sorry I know you thought you were smarter than everyone.

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:43pm

    I think thats vaild...

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:56pm

    I didn't say mermaids are boring; I was referring to people being boring

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:42pm

    With sex like humans... Duh, they have belly buttons don't they?!

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:34am

    to be honest, thats a good question.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:49am

    They lay magical mermaid eggs

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:37am

    when i grow up i wanna be a mermaid

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:06pm

    You hafta know which scales to lift.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:59pm

    I've totally had that conversation before. With a guy who later became my boyfriend.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:17am

    8649347229 call for head

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:57pm

    Any world that's not a children's fairytale, a Disney movie, or some weird fish fetish.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    Meet a giant fish, like a bosss. Fuck its brains out, like a bossss. Pretty much how it works.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:10am

    I feel like this is about me.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:07pm

    i'm pretty sure i've been this girl.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:14pm

    Such a blonde question. Loves it!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    ive always been confused about that!

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:20pm

    quiet girl, od on your meds this morning?

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:52pm

    In what world are mermaids boring?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:47pm

    If the conversation reaches this low, it's time to either decide whether you wanna cut and run or stick it out and get really drunk. Alcohol makes boring people seem interesting.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:27pm

    7:11 A.K.A. quiet girl in corner: I would marry you if I weren''t already a dad to like 6 or 8 illegitimate kids.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:25am

    anybody else realize the irrelevance of this question?

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:02am

    6:45, it is a legitimate question, except that the girl in the original post did not throw in the premise "if mermaids were real".

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:45am

    hahaha i legitimately thought this was about me for a minute. i asked that exact question on saturday.... i know they're not real but maybe they lay eggs?

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:56pm

    with SEMEN. Get it? Sea men.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:33am

    that is a damn good question! I saw an f'ing hilarious video on Cheeksdown with nerds questing to figure out where a mermaid's vag is. (can't post link here...just google cheeksdown to see it...vid is called mermaid's vag or something.)

  • 46 55
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 31, 10 at 6:32pm

    Hmmmmm never thought about that

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:17pm

    I think I like this quite girl in the corner MUCH more then the quiet kid in the corner...

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:17pm

    well, it's the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:47pm

    ima mermaid. Atleast I think I am..

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:52pm

    Sept 8, 1:17: What a whore!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:04pm

    I thought men fucked giant fish and that's how mermaids were produced. Am I wrong?

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:47pm

    I thought Futurama covered this issue pretty well, even if you missed the "Don't date merpeople" lecture in health class.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:11pm

    They reproduce like fish you dumb fucks, they arent humans with genitalia fuckin noobs fucking stupid, in like 2nd grade or something, have you ever seen fish hump eachother? No cuz they dont fuck like that they release fuckin eggs to get fertilized holy fuck youre all stupid and noone is boring you are just fucking shallow and boring to think that, go drink your alcohol you shit heads -the quiet girl in the corner

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:12am

    I fucked a mermaid and I liked it

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:45pm

    That's a legitimate question. I've asked that before...I mean...if mermaids were real...how would they reproduce. There are only so many real things you can talk about before the conversation gets boring

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:32pm

    They copulate with mermen.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:15pm

    I fucked a mermaaaaaaaid.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:51am

    My 9 year old cousin actually asked this question this summer. She didn't get an answer.

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:00pm

    ooh sick burn 6:38 Too bad merpeople aren't real.

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:49pm

    alright, i sent this, and my friend is meeting her other friends girlfriend for the first time, and i guess she's a real idiot. =P