Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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