I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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