Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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