New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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