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  • Submitted by vendetta86 on Dec 8, 11 at 10:13am

    Hey tard the form you fill out in the lobby? They read that

  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 10:21am

    Because you have slut written all over you and you smell like low standards and bad choices.

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      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 2:28am

      And dripping with regret

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    Submitted by Bubula on Dec 8, 11 at 10:53am

    cause your chart says your there for plan b!

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    Submitted by escodiesel on Dec 8, 11 at 9:49am

    Because your dick looks like a foot.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 6, 12 at 6:41pm

      That would equal unprotected sex with Sara Jessica Parker...

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    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Dec 8, 11 at 9:14am

    AIDS has distinct characteristics...

  • 69 44
    Submitted by rimmion on Dec 8, 11 at 10:51pm

    Because you're at the STD clinic?

  • 64 46
    Submitted by polacke on Dec 9, 11 at 12:49am

    she checks youporn twice a day.

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    Submitted by falon142012 on Dec 8, 11 at 3:55pm

    …because you're pregnant?

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 8, 11 at 11:45am

    Maybe because you show signs of an STD, plus, you told someone you've been having unprotected sex...You know, people talk in an office!

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    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 8, 11 at 9:04pm

    Its one of her sixth, maybe even seventh senses.

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    Submitted by ScarletFever on Dec 8, 11 at 8:49pm

    Nurses are trained to smell it on you.

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Dec 9, 11 at 12:14pm

    Binoculars.

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    Submitted by Evelilith on Dec 8, 11 at 9:09am

    simple...u fucked her son n got him sick

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    Submitted by skeezer on Dec 9, 11 at 8:01am

    maybe because your pants were still down around your ankles...