Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The beer is more important than you right now.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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