what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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