So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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When I imagine this text I see people, it's dark but there are flashing lights, alcohol all over the place and blood everywhere.
Umm double fisting=holding a drink in each hand. Not quite what you were all thinking. Way to think tho.
Wait, you double-fisted his old boss? Go you!
Good thing you're over him, now you can stop referencing your ex. Since, you know, you're over him.