You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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