I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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A republican would say something like this.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Should respond with "I can't wait for your douchebag phase to be over."
Everyone's a democrat until they make a little money and come to their senses.
Not in California. Rich people here still care about other people and are democratic.
Some people just believe in paying their fair share. Our President made over $5 million last year. You don't see HIM bitchin about his tax burden. As a successful attorney who came from nothing, I'm never upset when I owe more taxes each year. Ya know why? Because it just means I made more money that year;)
My family just got placed I. The upper class tax bracket this year. Are we upset? No. We don't mind paying our dues to fund the society that makes it possible to make this kind of cash
The republicans spent 8 years ruining the country successfully turning a surplus into a 400 billion dollar DEFICIT and you want some more?
I do want some more. In less than a year Obama's added over a trillion to that deficit. Honestly, how stupid can you be?
So, it's cool then that the country nearly went into martial law by the end of it and we had a militarized police force, a war without end - of which we now owe China for, became a debtor nation to MEXICO, have the life expectancy rate of Bosnia, the infant mortality rate lower than Cuba's, and completely forgot that "Oh, this whole due process thing that the country was founded on" is just kind of important, otherwise we just jail people for no reason. Smart.
We. Owe. Mexico. Money. Because. Of. Bush. MEXICO!
Martial law? Militarized police force? What the hell a you talking about? Whose propaganda are you swallowing? Are you on crack?
Who started both wars? Bush. Therefore, any money spent on said wars are to be blamed on bush. That would be 2.3 trillion dollars thank you very much.
You forgot to put the magic word in front of surplus. "Projected". It was projected based on the dot com boom economy which turned out to be a big fake. For all the stupid things that ole G.W. foisted on us, the downfall of the dot com bubble was not his doing.
Reagan caused the surplus. Clinton caused the crash by cutting stock market regulations. And, as 'iamthatguy' said, we're over a trillion dollars in debt, we're going to be trillions[maybe even quadrillions] of dollars in debt by the end of Obama's term.
Maybe even quadrillions? Please. You do not make your point more effective with ludicrous hyperbole. The maximum conceivable Obama 8-year deficit is in the tens of trillions, not the thousands of trillions.
You've got to be retarded if you think Obama is going to be president for 8 years
Obama will be reelected in a landslide.
Obama hasn't even started campaigning and he's already got the majority popularity vote. He wins the young vote, the Hispanic vote, the women vote, the black vote, the equal rights vote, and he kicks enough a** to please the violent war hawks. And the republicans don't even trust him fully. Split republican vote + full democrat vote = Obama '12
I had to change my message cause "g a y" is censored on here.... Wtf?
Exaggerating. And I felt proud for knowing that "quadrillion" came after "trillion".
Are you proud of not knowing the meaning of hyperbole?
One Big Ass Mistake America, The name says it all.
Two party system is trash....vote for a person on his own merits and beliefs...not whose money is backing him/her
that is a good idea, except America is a capitalistic society,which means that person who has the most money will always succeed :)
Not true. Everyone starts somewhere. My dad is pretty poor, but he still became a judge for 2 terms [so far].
Believe it or not, most people actually do this.
Bush was the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office. More than anything, be glad THAT phase is over.
He graduated from Harvard and Yale, flew a notoriously difficult fighter jet, and was twice elected president. If he was dumb, just how fucking stupid have you got to be? Bush was a shitty public speaker and put on a "Good old boy" mask, but he's not a stupid man, just a mediocre President.
His GPA at Yale was 2.35. He got where he was cause of his daddy. He was also a cheerleader.
Never served in combat. Thanks daddy! He was also put in office by powers greater than he. Got into Harvard because of daddy. Elected very controversially.
Actually I believe Obama is "the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office."
You should meet my mom and her family. I think you'd get along quite well.
If you're not a democrat when you're young you have no heart, if you don't grow out of it you have no brain.
I hear being a democrat is terminal.
way to be creative
I'd agree with you if I didn't hate your name so much.
I'd say her name is pretty indicative of her intelligence level...
Its over!!! OBAMA- One Big Ass Mistake America!!!
Ahahahahahaha. Love it. Way to go FSU G.O.P.
American independent party phase is next. The independents will never fail
Canada all the way! I'm moving there if we go conservative after Obama
Good riddance. Or are you only moving the same way Alec Baldwin was?
i'm still waiting for Rush Limbaugh to move to Cuba.
The United States doesn't even know what it means to be a democrat. In Canada, even our Conservative party is more liberal than your Democrats. I guess you poor Republicans can take comfort in that?
just another reason why no one likes canada
Movin to canada!
They are in some regards. On foreign policy, crime issues, and social policy, the Conservatives are well to the right of the Democrats. On fiscal policy and the social safety net, they're fairly similar overall.
You say it like anyone gives a shit about Canada. Delusional.
The "Good Night" and "Bad Night" choices for this text are split nearly 50/50. Just like our country!
Fuck politics. I get the same chicks, same addys, same cash under Obama that I did under Bush. it never reached me.
Republicans all the way. =]
"if you aren't liberal when you're young, you have no heart. if you aren't conservative when you're older, you have no brain."\n-churchill, i think
yup, winston churchill. nice.
If the person in this "phase" is in college, it's not likely. It's undisputed that the more educated one becomes, the higher the likelihood they'll have more progressive views. It's actually pretty hilarious that conservatives use the words "elite" and "academic" as pejoratives!
Please remove the chip from your shoulder. Thanks.
It's a fact. It's taught in high school now. Education = liberalism
Idiots talking about "Obamas" spending...you ever hear of the 3.8 billion spent by republicans in don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions tax payers forked out to bail out banks that had million dollar bonuses for stealing your homes? Please think before you talk... Both parties suck Bush just perfected it
ITT: Political flamewar
That is too funny. And I love the venom from Dems responding. It's just a fucking text, calm down and have a coke and a smile. Btw when ur in the real world and paying real taxes and a mortgage, I doubt you lot will still worship PresBo
Being liberal is about warm fuzzy feelings. Being conservative is about logic. \n The rich in California are all mega rich so all they have left to care about is charity.\n Don't be brainwashed by the liberal media and education system. They have an agenda for you to think that way. Liberal politics don't make ANY rational sense. That's why the only replies to conservative policies are to personally attack us as intolerant bigots, not rational refutations of our arguments.
Well that republican thing didn't work out to well did it?
"Too" well, but yes it did, thanks for asking. It's unfortunate that Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi caused the massive economic downfall during Bush's presidency.
I could not agree with you more
George Washington said that party affiliation would be the downfall of our country. Where are we now? Falling. Most Americans are moderate. Most politicians are radical. Can we get a little better representation up in here?
That's an ignorant republican for you! Fucking FSU dumb redneck! HA
I think you are my new best friend
Republicans earn money. My parents have 2 jobs each to support our family and constantly rising taxes. Most Democrats I know don't earn a lot of money for themselves and think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter.
way to over-generalize. most republicans i know are greedy and heartless, whereas my parents have worked for everything to maintain a comfortable lifestyle, while still willing and happy to pay taxes.
We understand there are taxes to pay. We don't mind paying taxes. We just don't want them going to people who don't try to earn money [for welfare and such]. Some people are honestly hard workers and just can't get extra money, and I do pity them, but it's not fair to have money ripped from us and given to them.
You've got balls to say we shouldn't spend to help the unemployed when that fucktard Bush put 10 per cent of this country out of a job.
thats a horrible generalization. all the republicans i know DON'T work hard and actually just rely on their parents' money to get by.
Upper class here. I'm more liberal than conservative. Way to make general statements. Also, I'm noticing Obama made some serious green this year. He complaining about taxes? Nope
Oh quit bitching people, this is funny. As long as you're not a whiny little pussy...
dude. i feel the same,way.
Funnily enough I'm all for political freedoms so txfn can post what they want. But I'm just sayin perhaps dick and farts and sex is why I come here. No more plz
ITT: Butthurt Democrats, Obama-hating Republicans and 15-year-olds who think they understand politics.
Fuck republicans and their twisted superiority complex. Rich does not equal right. I'd rather have my tax dollars be spent on health care for MY fellow countrymen, education, and assistance for the needy, than tax cuts for the fucking rich, war, and oil subsidies
Yeah Obama spends a ton. How about the 3.8 billion on don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions in taxpayer dollars that bailed out banks that then had record bonuses for their executives? Idiots
I really don't understand how republicans can even dream of talkin' about Obama when they by far elected the worst president of all time. Obama is tryin' to lay a foundation for the next guy to come in because of how bad Bush fucked up. I hope that Obama gets re-elected.
Stop turning this into a political debate this website is here to make pple laugh not scare them by saying china will invade and we all will die. Keep ur worthless theories to your self and leave tfls as just an escape from worry and stress.
Haha, china invading! Speaking of laughs, thanks for that one! I'd love to watch them invade the country that provides a quarter of their national income and half their food supply. With their pos military too
Lol dumbass BUSH signed the bailouts
This WOULD be from the panhandle.
Yeah libbies suuuuuuck.
You should be so lucky it isn't just a phase. Maybe your democrat friend can teach you to think for yourself you sheep.
this is a stupid ass text...how in the hell did this even make it on here
People think he wasn't born in the United States? I support having your beliefs, but I am not about to start quoting Michael Moore or Bill Maher to argue my left wing ideals. So keep your Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh crazy talk to yourself! PS Obama was born in Hawaii. I know it's not apart of the continental United States and they had universal health care before most of us- but Hawaii still counts as the United States!
We are in a democracy... Idiot.
Democrats want more government control. Republicans want the government to but out. It's funny, actually. Republicans want a democracy. Democrats think the government should control many aspects of life[socialism comes to mind].
Democrats are like girls who like to shop, they get the money and spend it. Republicans are like the boys who save their money for better causes I'll go with saving boy
Sounding sexist now
Saythis to my friends ALL the time
@1:47: Well said!
dems. alllllll the fucking way.
NOBAMA. P.s. He wasn't born in the U.S.
Republican for life ;)
i'm terribly sorry. maybe some day the doctors will be able to cure your brain damage.
I'm betting you know about as much about politics as my dog does.
This will reveal the idealization of this website. The users' true colors shall be revealed. Conquer your fears, Bruce.
All of you are stupid stop trying to talk about political parties if your on tfln we are all too stupid so just shut the fuck up
@ 11:51 I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear you with that foot in your mouth
Both sides are fucktards. If you really think this country is gonna be better either way, you're in denial. China will someday invade and were all gonna die. Just accept it already. There's nothing your Palin or your Obama can do about it.
If some people didn't think we were too powerful and thought we needed to try to be more humble, we wouldn't be at risk.
That's totally bullshit and I'm sorry you can't see that. The people who control this world are the people with the biggest guns, and as bad as that is, it's just the way things work. So hopefully someday you'll wake up from your beautiful daydream and see what the real world is actually like.
Don't remove the comments of the League of Shadows
I'm totally sending this to my little brother.
Fuck the government and society maaaan.
Ah. The epitome of my life Go Noles!
What does it matter whether ur dem or rep? Besides, most people are centrists anyway