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  • A republican would say something like this.

    Submitted by apandabear on Apr 21, 10 at 11:59am
  • NOBAMA

    Submitted by ginguhkid on Apr 21, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Should respond with "I can't wait for your douchebag phase to be over."

    Submitted by shadowfenix on Apr 21, 10 at 11:47am
  • Everyone's a democrat until they make a little money and come to their senses.

    Submitted by TheRockSays on Apr 21, 10 at 3:58pm
    • Not in California. Rich people here still care about other people and are democratic.

      Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 22, 10 at 1:43am
    • Some people just believe in paying their fair share. Our President made over $5 million last year. You don't see HIM bitchin about his tax burden. As a successful attorney who came from nothing, I'm never upset when I owe more taxes each year. Ya know why? Because it just means I made more money that year;)

      Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 23, 10 at 12:08pm
    • My family just got placed I. The upper class tax bracket this year. Are we upset? No. We don't mind paying our dues to fund the society that makes it possible to make this kind of cash

      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:57pm
  • The republicans spent 8 years ruining the country successfully turning a surplus into a 400 billion dollar DEFICIT and you want some more?

    Submitted by dturcotte on Apr 21, 10 at 11:51am
    • I do want some more. In less than a year Obama's added over a trillion to that deficit. Honestly, how stupid can you be?

      Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 21, 10 at 12:09pm
      • So, it's cool then that the country nearly went into martial law by the end of it and we had a militarized police force, a war without end - of which we now owe China for, became a debtor nation to MEXICO, have the life expectancy rate of Bosnia, the infant mortality rate lower than Cuba's, and completely forgot that "Oh, this whole due process thing that the country was founded on" is just kind of important, otherwise we just jail people for no reason. Smart.

        Submitted by cockbitefucker on Apr 23, 10 at 4:19pm
        • We. Owe. Mexico. Money. Because. Of. Bush. MEXICO!

          Submitted by cockbitefucker on Apr 23, 10 at 4:20pm
        • Martial law? Militarized police force? What the hell a you talking about? Whose propaganda are you swallowing? Are you on crack?

          Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:45pm
      • Who started both wars? Bush. Therefore, any money spent on said wars are to be blamed on bush. That would be 2.3 trillion dollars thank you very much.

        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:46pm
    • You forgot to put the magic word in front of surplus. "Projected". It was projected based on the dot com boom economy which turned out to be a big fake. For all the stupid things that ole G.W. foisted on us, the downfall of the dot com bubble was not his doing.

      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 21, 10 at 12:17pm
    • Reagan caused the surplus. Clinton caused the crash by cutting stock market regulations. And, as 'iamthatguy' said, we're over a trillion dollars in debt, we're going to be trillions[maybe even quadrillions] of dollars in debt by the end of Obama's term.

      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:51pm
      • Maybe even quadrillions? Please. You do not make your point more effective with ludicrous hyperbole. The maximum conceivable Obama 8-year deficit is in the tens of trillions, not the thousands of trillions.

        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:08pm
        • You've got to be retarded if you think Obama is going to be president for 8 years

          Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:03pm
          • Obama will be reelected in a landslide.

            Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 22, 10 at 1:33am
          • Obama hasn't even started campaigning and he's already got the majority popularity vote. He wins the young vote, the Hispanic vote, the women vote, the black vote, the equal rights vote, and he kicks enough a** to please the violent war hawks. And the republicans don't even trust him fully. Split republican vote + full democrat vote = Obama '12

            Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:51pm
            • I had to change my message cause "g a y" is censored on here.... Wtf?

              Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:54pm
        • Exaggerating. And I felt proud for knowing that "quadrillion" came after "trillion".

          Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:51pm
    • One Big Ass Mistake America, The name says it all.

      Submitted by bamablows on May 19, 10 at 8:14am
  • Two party system is trash....vote for a person on his own merits and beliefs...not whose money is backing him/her

    Submitted by bsitz on Apr 21, 10 at 1:50pm
    • that is a good idea, except America is a capitalistic society,which means that person who has the most money will always succeed :)

      Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:21pm
      • Not true. Everyone starts somewhere. My dad is pretty poor, but he still became a judge for 2 terms [so far].

        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:49pm
    • Believe it or not, most people actually do this.

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:06pm
  • I hear being a democrat is terminal.

    Submitted by kthxbye on Apr 21, 10 at 12:17pm
  • Bush was the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office. More than anything, be glad THAT phase is over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 1:47pm
    • He graduated from Harvard and Yale, flew a notoriously difficult fighter jet, and was twice elected president. If he was dumb, just how fucking stupid have you got to be? Bush was a shitty public speaker and put on a "Good old boy" mask, but he's not a stupid man, just a mediocre President.

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:10pm
      • His GPA at Yale was 2.35. He got where he was cause of his daddy. He was also a cheerleader.

        Submitted by laurenk43 on Apr 22, 10 at 1:18am
      • Never served in combat. Thanks daddy! He was also put in office by powers greater than he. Got into Harvard because of daddy. Elected very controversially.

        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:58pm
    • Actually I believe Obama is "the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office."

      Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:05pm
      • You should meet my mom and her family. I think you'd get along quite well.

        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:58pm
  • If you're not a democrat when you're young you have no heart, if you don't grow out of it you have no brain.

    Submitted by thedrake9 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:59pm
  • NOBAMA

    Submitted by bieber_babe5624 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:16pm
  • Its over!!! OBAMA- One Big Ass Mistake America!!!

    Submitted by BOOM7 on Apr 21, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Ahahahahahaha. Love it. Way to go FSU G.O.P.

    Submitted by sararenae on Apr 21, 10 at 11:49am
  • American independent party phase is next. The independents will never fail

    Submitted by corcoran547 on Apr 21, 10 at 6:22pm
  • The United States doesn't even know what it means to be a democrat. In Canada, even our Conservative party is more liberal than your Democrats. I guess you poor Republicans can take comfort in that?

    Submitted by cdngirl on Apr 21, 10 at 12:24pm
    • just another reason why no one likes canada

      Submitted by partywithsluts on Apr 21, 10 at 2:12pm
    • They are in some regards. On foreign policy, crime issues, and social policy, the Conservatives are well to the right of the Democrats. On fiscal policy and the social safety net, they're fairly similar overall.

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:09pm
    • You say it like anyone gives a shit about Canada. Delusional.

      Submitted by its118AM on May 19, 10 at 1:29pm
    • Canada! Canada!

      Submitted by MelBurns on Jul 20, 12 at 9:40pm
  • Canada all the way! I'm moving there if we go conservative after Obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 2:20pm
  • The "Good Night" and "Bad Night" choices for this text are split nearly 50/50. Just like our country!

    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Fuck politics. I get the same chicks, same addys, same cash under Obama that I did under Bush. it never reached me.

    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Republicans all the way. =]

    Submitted by You_Fail on Apr 21, 10 at 4:28pm
  • If the person in this "phase" is in college, it's not likely. It's undisputed that the more educated one becomes, the higher the likelihood they'll have more progressive views. It's actually pretty hilarious that conservatives use the words "elite" and "academic" as pejoratives!

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 21, 10 at 7:10pm
    • Please remove the chip from your shoulder. Thanks.

      Submitted by iamfun on Apr 24, 10 at 12:37pm
  • "if you aren't liberal when you're young, you have no heart. if you aren't conservative when you're older, you have no brain."\n-churchill, i think

    Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 21, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Idiots talking about "Obamas" spending...you ever hear of the 3.8 billion spent by republicans in don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions tax payers forked out to bail out banks that had million dollar bonuses for stealing your homes? Please think before you talk... Both parties suck Bush just perfected it

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Apr 21, 10 at 10:27pm
  • ITT: Political flamewar

    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 21, 10 at 3:44pm
  • That is too funny. And I love the venom from Dems responding. It's just a fucking text, calm down and have a coke and a smile. Btw when ur in the real world and paying real taxes and a mortgage, I doubt you lot will still worship PresBo

    Submitted by wanker on Apr 22, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Well that republican thing didn't work out to well did it?

    Submitted by brocky on Apr 21, 10 at 3:14pm
    • "Too" well, but yes it did, thanks for asking. It's unfortunate that Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi caused the massive economic downfall during Bush's presidency.

      Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 21, 10 at 5:46pm
  • That's an ignorant republican for you! Fucking FSU dumb redneck! HA

    Submitted by xaluasx on Apr 21, 10 at 12:03pm
    • I think you are my new best friend

      Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:24pm
    • Republicans earn money. My parents have 2 jobs each to support our family and constantly rising taxes. Most Democrats I know don't earn a lot of money for themselves and think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter.

      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:53pm
      • way to over-generalize. most republicans i know are greedy and heartless, whereas my parents have worked for everything to maintain a comfortable lifestyle, while still willing and happy to pay taxes.

        Submitted by bananastand on Apr 21, 10 at 5:50pm
        • We understand there are taxes to pay. We don't mind paying taxes. We just don't want them going to people who don't try to earn money [for welfare and such]. Some people are honestly hard workers and just can't get extra money, and I do pity them, but it's not fair to have money ripped from us and given to them.

          Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:53pm
          • You've got balls to say we shouldn't spend to help the unemployed when that fucktard Bush put 10 per cent of this country out of a job.

            Submitted by Minnesoootan on Apr 22, 10 at 8:27pm
      • thats a horrible generalization. all the republicans i know DON'T work hard and actually just rely on their parents' money to get by.

        Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:40pm
      • Upper class here. I'm more liberal than conservative. Way to make general statements. Also, I'm noticing Obama made some serious green this year. He complaining about taxes? Nope

        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:02pm
  • Being liberal is about warm fuzzy feelings. Being conservative is about logic. \n The rich in California are all mega rich so all they have left to care about is charity.\n Don't be brainwashed by the liberal media and education system. They have an agenda for you to think that way. Liberal politics don't make ANY rational sense. That's why the only replies to conservative policies are to personally attack us as intolerant bigots, not rational refutations of our arguments.

    Submitted by riking20 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:49pm
  • THANK YOU!

    Submitted by bleeblahbloop on Apr 27, 10 at 5:20am
  • George Washington said that party affiliation would be the downfall of our country. Where are we now? Falling. Most Americans are moderate. Most politicians are radical. Can we get a little better representation up in here?

    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:09pm
  • dude. i feel the same,way.

    Submitted by lolayjay on Apr 21, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Oh quit bitching people, this is funny. As long as you're not a whiny little pussy...

    Submitted by lrmac80 on Apr 21, 10 at 11:16pm
  • ITT: Butthurt Democrats, Obama-hating Republicans and 15-year-olds who think they understand politics.

    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Apr 23, 10 at 9:30am
  • Funnily enough I'm all for political freedoms so txfn can post what they want. But I'm just sayin perhaps dick and farts and sex is why I come here. No more plz

    Submitted by wwiiace on Apr 21, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Fuck republicans and their twisted superiority complex. Rich does not equal right. I'd rather have my tax dollars be spent on health care for MY fellow countrymen, education, and assistance for the needy, than tax cuts for the fucking rich, war, and oil subsidies

    Submitted by LowDownZ on Mar 5, 12 at 10:24am
  • Me either!

    Submitted by KRFC on Apr 21, 10 at 4:06pm
  • I really don't understand how republicans can even dream of talkin' about Obama when they by far elected the worst president of all time. Obama is tryin' to lay a foundation for the next guy to come in because of how bad Bush fucked up. I hope that Obama gets re-elected.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 22, 10 at 3:15am
  • Yeah Obama spends a ton. How about the 3.8 billion on don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions in taxpayer dollars that bailed out banks that then had record bonuses for their executives? Idiots

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Apr 22, 10 at 6:52pm
  • This WOULD be from the panhandle.

    Submitted by euphchick on Apr 21, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Yeah libbies suuuuuuck.

    Submitted by Z171jimGT on Apr 21, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Stop turning this into a political debate this website is here to make pple laugh not scare them by saying china will invade and we all will die. Keep ur worthless theories to your self and leave tfls as just an escape from worry and stress.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 12:50pm
    • Haha, china invading! Speaking of laughs, thanks for that one! I'd love to watch them invade the country that provides a quarter of their national income and half their food supply. With their pos military too

      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:04pm
  • Lol dumbass BUSH signed the bailouts

    Submitted by LowDownZ on Mar 5, 12 at 11:40am
  • this is a stupid ass text...how in the hell did this even make it on here

    Submitted by tramosjr9 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:14pm
  • You should be so lucky it isn't just a phase. Maybe your democrat friend can teach you to think for yourself you sheep.

    Submitted by MelBurns on Jul 20, 12 at 9:37pm
  • People think he wasn't born in the United States? I support having your beliefs, but I am not about to start quoting Michael Moore or Bill Maher to argue my left wing ideals. So keep your Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh crazy talk to yourself! PS Obama was born in Hawaii. I know it's not apart of the continental United States and they had universal health care before most of us- but Hawaii still counts as the United States!

    Submitted by master0fkarate on Apr 22, 10 at 12:52pm
  • Saythis to my friends ALL the time

    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 21, 10 at 2:59pm
  • We are in a democracy... Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 6:07pm
    • Democrats want more government control. Republicans want the government to but out. It's funny, actually. Republicans want a democracy. Democrats think the government should control many aspects of life[socialism comes to mind].

      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:55pm
  • @1:47: Well said!

    Submitted by Samia on Apr 21, 10 at 4:56pm
  • I'm betting you know about as much about politics as my dog does.

    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 21, 10 at 4:07pm
  • dems. alllllll the fucking way.

    Submitted by heeyitsally on Apr 21, 10 at 9:18pm
  • NOBAMA. P.s. He wasn't born in the U.S.

    Submitted by corcoran547 on Apr 21, 10 at 6:20pm
  • Republican for life ;)

    Submitted by k_backitup on Apr 22, 10 at 3:59am
    • i'm terribly sorry. maybe some day the doctors will be able to cure your brain damage.

      Submitted by Minnesoootan on Apr 22, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Democrats are like girls who like to shop, they get the money and spend it. Republicans are like the boys who save their money for better causes I'll go with saving boy

    Submitted by fishnr14 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:15pm
  • This will reveal the idealization of this website. The users' true colors shall be revealed. Conquer your fears, Bruce.

    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 12:07pm
  • @ 11:51 I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear you with that foot in your mouth

    Submitted by MrWonderland on Apr 21, 10 at 12:04pm
  • All of you are stupid stop trying to talk about political parties if your on tfln we are all too stupid so just shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Both sides are fucktards. If you really think this country is gonna be better either way, you're in denial. China will someday invade and were all gonna die. Just accept it already. There's nothing your Palin or your Obama can do about it.

    Submitted by FaceFucked on Apr 21, 10 at 12:36pm
    • If some people didn't think we were too powerful and thought we needed to try to be more humble, we wouldn't be at risk.

      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:54pm
      • That's totally bullshit and I'm sorry you can't see that. The people who control this world are the people with the biggest guns, and as bad as that is, it's just the way things work. So hopefully someday you'll wake up from your beautiful daydream and see what the real world is actually like.

        Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:13pm
  • I'm totally sending this to my little brother.

    Submitted by lyndseyfifield on Apr 21, 10 at 12:28pm
  • politics.

    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Don't remove the comments of the League of Shadows

    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Fuckkkk u

    Submitted by wowniceeee on Apr 22, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Fuck the government and society maaaan.

    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 22, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Ah. The epitome of my life Go Noles!

    Submitted by GOPbitches on Apr 21, 10 at 12:30pm
  • What does it matter whether ur dem or rep? Besides, most people are centrists anyway

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 1:08am