my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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