oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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