I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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I heard Obama is gonna give a speach to all the college kids about staying the course for an education, even if it means staying in class after you shatter yourself. Good Job! Way to be a good example.
Dana you really are so wee todd did.
I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name.
It cracks me up that the 'you're' guy has infected this entire website. That and there is some poor bastard out there with nothing better to do than hit the refresh button 50 times a minute just to see if there's a new tfln he can post 'you're' responses to. Someone should put some baby powder on this guys palms before he rubs all the skin off his own dick. Sad day.
Setting a new standard Dallas.
Okay, I'm gone. I might be back when things calm down, but until then, this is quiet guy in the corner signing off. It's been...interesting.
I usually just wear em and let the residual stool turn to a crusty ash and then snoort it to the head. Preety much a great day minus the smell in floridas heat
Hahaha I haven't sharted since I was 27!
Let me guess, 'You're cracks'
wtf 3:56. everyone named Dana is a fucktart thanks to you.
That hurst my feelings.
- quiet Dana in the corner
Fuck you quiet guy you douche
I like licking guys butts after they shart
-quiet guy licking shart butts in the corner
i'd shot myself in the face before i ever became Dana.
everyone in 3:32 failed
Fuck you quiet guy or your wannabe butt buddy
I don't care I would ride it all day long
You're the classiest
emery is secretly a guy.
Same area code haha... Highland park?
If he didn't use profanity he could have avoided this embarassment
I sharted too
-quiet guy sharting in the corner
Has happened way to many times to recall off hand
Multa bene ciao gordo chaveles munyeka
get over it. he doesnt love you. there are plenty of fish in the sea..yada yada yada..the grass is always greener on the other side..blah blah blah..one man's loss is anothers gain...etc etc etc. you get the picture.
Let me address the text specifically and say: ew. You're not getting laid tonight.
Hahahaha first got owned
Way to make me feel better I just needed to vent I love him. Dana
I just wanna be successful.
FUCKING STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! OMG IT ISNT FUNNY!
I hate my life! But I love guys.
Night hawk I told u to stop shartting in public!! It's really not funny and getting old!!
THAT'S IT IM TELLING MY MOMMY AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
-quiet guy telling his mommy
Dallas has the classiest texts.
Lots of help assholes.
I wonder after he fucked up with me if he calls his friends and says damn I really messed up. She was great to me. She truely loved me. She could be the one.
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth