Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Crappy (pardon the pun) landlord: 1. Someone who rents you a house where the toilet clogs frequently.
always poop on company time
I used to always laugh cause at a place I worked there would be this one guy who would complain that we were all in the bathroom, he came in at 6, we came in at 7 ... its like come on now
If you take a 10 minute poop at work everyday, then in the course of a year your would spend over 40 hours pooping at work. That's a whole paycheck just for pooping!
Has your roommate never heard of a courtesy flush?
no.fucking.way....do you see those nasty fuckers that shit there? fuck that.
noise noise noise
Non-Responsible roommate: 1. Get drunk and take massive shit in bathtub/shower.