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  • Crappy (pardon the pun) landlord: 1. Someone who rents you a house where the toilet clogs frequently.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 5, 12 at 8:19pm
  • always poop on company time

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 5, 12 at 5:52pm
  • I used to always laugh cause at a place I worked there would be this one guy who would complain that we were all in the bathroom, he came in at 6, we came in at 7 ... its like come on now

    Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 5, 12 at 8:11pm
  • If you take a 10 minute poop at work everyday, then in the course of a year your would spend over 40 hours pooping at work. That's a whole paycheck just for pooping!

    Submitted by SoTex on Nov 6, 12 at 10:53am
  • Has your roommate never heard of a courtesy flush?

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 5, 12 at 8:26pm
  • no.fucking.way....do you see those nasty fuckers that shit there? fuck that.

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 5, 12 at 7:31pm
  • Non-Responsible roommate: 1. Get drunk and take massive shit in bathtub/shower.

    Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 5, 12 at 10:24pm