Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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