I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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