Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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