Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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You have a bathtub and you have a bottle of margarita. I don't think your life sucks that bad.
This could have been authored by so many of us in the world. Cheers!
Don't forget to wear a snorkel.
sometimes you gotta blow off steam sounds like she's got a great plan
I know where this is going
don't forget to bring the toaster with you.