Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
A bitchslap is in order.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
