i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Never joke about your clitoris.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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