The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Wow if he's that lame in text sex imagine him in real life. Why not go for gold and hit the back door!
Spics are annoying stop having kids!
The exclamation point just makes him sound like an overexcited puppy.
I think I'd pass. Glad to see you did too.
@ 8:05. That's French u dipshit
Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?
Dry humping=great foreplay
-how bout wet pussy humps
It's not even the fact that people hardly dry hump anymore.
It's the fact that he e-dry humped that person. Why the hell kinda pleasure do you derive from that??
Oh I get it! It's funny because she doesn't do lame foreplay things like dryhump she is a straight to the sexual act type of girl!
8:03- I'm not even Spanish. What if I felt like posting "je suis premiere"?
Only in Massachusetts...
8:16 - BANDIT KEITH
@ 4:29 no shit, he's just asking if French people would be insulted because he typed in French
Ohhh man Mass.....gotta love it
I don't see why dry humping is looked down upon it's great for foreplay while making.
people still dry hump? sad.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
This text is funny...in America.