Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Unless this is your own or a friends tanning bed, it's a lie. Tanning shops time you, and they shut off automatically.
I'll be right over with some wonder cream to put on them.
Did you fall asleep?
Sentence structure. Learn it.