So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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