It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
