you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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