That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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