Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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