I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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