Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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