Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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