Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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