? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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