Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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