i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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