just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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