the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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