I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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