Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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