Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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It's not g@y until you're fellating each other in the bathroom at intermission.
Dude, drop the ruse and just ask him out already!
Have you even asked her if she likes opera? Why don't you just ask your buddy out, cuz it seems as though that's the direction you are leaning anyway...
looks like you wasted your money bro. because... absolutely not
I got 2 tickets to homotown. \nPack your bags we leave tonight.