she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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