Jerry, you need to find god
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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