he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Watching her eat just hurts me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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