i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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